| Relation | In | Outside |
| Mother-in-law | A woman capable of making your life miserable. | A woman you never fight with, because where else you will find such a dedicated baby sitter for free ? |
| Husband | A boring human species, who listens more to his mother than you, and orders you around to serve him, his parents and siblings. | Still boring, but now a useful human species that comes in handy when the house needs to be vacuumed. |
| Friend | A person whose house you can drop into any time of the day or night and you'll always be welcome. | A person whom you have to call first to check and make sure he is not busy. |
| Wife | A woman who gives you your underwear and towel when you go to take a shower. | A woman who yells at you not to leave tub dirty when you go to take bath. |
| Son | A teenager, who without asking will carry your grocery bags from the market. | A teenager, who suddenly remembers he has lot of homework when you start mowing the lawn. |
| Daughter | A lovely doll, who brings tears to your eyes during her marriage. | A lovely doll, who brings you to tears long before her marriage. |
| Father | A person you are afraid of, and who is never to be disobeyed . | A person to whom you pretend to obey, after all he is the one paying your college tuition. |
| Indian Engineer | A person with a respectable job and earning lots. | A person without a secure job, who always dreams one day he will be rich. |
| Doctor | A respectable person with OK income. | A money making machine, who has a money spending machine at home called 'doctor's wife'. |
| Bhangra | A vigorous Punjabi festival dance. | A dance you do, when you don't know how to dance. |
| Software Engineer | A high-tech guy, always speaks in American accent, always anxious to queue in the consulate visa line. | The same hi-tech guy, who does Ganapati Puja everyday, and says 'This is my last year in the |
| A Green Card holder bachelor | the guy can't speak Hindi, parents of good looking girls are dying to hook him, wears jacket in summer, says he has a BMW back there. | the guy can't speak proper English, wears jacket all the time, works in a Candy store at |
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Relatives IN and OUTSIDE India
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Anger and Love
At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures. When the child saw his father....
With painful eyes he asked 'Dad when will my fingers grow back?'
Man was so hurt and speechless. He went back to car and kicked it a lot of times.
Devastated by his own actions...... sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches, child had written 'I LOVE YOU DAD'. The next day that man committed suicide. . .
Anger and Love have no limits; choose the later to have a beautiful & lovely life....
Things are to be used and people are to be loved, But the problem in today's world is that, People are used and things are loved .......
Credit card fraud
On 21st September 2008, near about 1.15PM to 1.30PM, I went to Shri Seva Petrol pump. I filled around 12 liters of petrol. I have used my ICICI Debit card to make the payment. This debit card has Red colour and does not have any personal information like Name and Photo of the customer. It contains only card number.
When my turn came, there were two guys who assisted me to fill the petrol. When it was done, I took my bike aside and went to the guy who was having my Debit Card. I signed on the acknowledgement slip and handed over the slip to him. Since I was in hurry, I did not notice the card which he returned to me. This card which was given to me was similar to my card, so assuming that I got my card back, I left the place.
In the evening, I was shocked when I got an sms on my cell from ICICI bank informing me that one transaction was made of Rs.4000/- and this amount was debited from my savings account. Soon after I called the customer care and asked them to block my Debit card. By the time, it was very clear that somebody was misusing my card and was doing the transactions.
I went to ICICI Bank, SB Road Branch to know more details about this and about the customer whose card was returned to me by that petrol pump assistant. I met the guy who was belonging to that card. When I discussed with him, I got to know that the same incident has happened with him also. He was given somebody else’s card and a transaction of Rs 1500/- was made from his own Debit card.
From these incidents, it seems that someone or a group of people are deliberately replacing the debit cards and are misusing the same at the same shop. This has happened twice in last 5 days. There can be more victims which may have cheated the same way at this petrol pump.
So if you are giving your card (Debit/Credit) to any one for swiping, please confirm if you have got your own card or not.
Also please do not fill petrol at this petrol pump so that such kind of incidents will not happen forever.
Please forward this information to your friends so that they will also know the fact.
Sardarji
Jokes :
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha
Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhe 1 problem hai
DR: Kya?
Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
Dr: aisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt
Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."
After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?
Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega
Hitler says,
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"
Sardar: Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye
1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya.
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
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Tuesday, September 23, 2008
How to identify a Software engineer?
How to identify a Software engineer?
1. He/She never bargains... No wonder things have become so costly!
2. When a cab/bus passes by and you see all the commuters in it are
sleeping like they haven't slept for years...
3. Dilbert or Calvin is their favorite cartoon...
4. Words like issues, tracker, raising requests, buzz/ping, compile,
delete [unlike erase or rub it off], onsite [n not abroad is what
'foreign land' is called] are the ones that would be used by
'default'...
5. Weekends are holy words... they are like a salvation one seeks for...
6. "Wazzzup", "Hows life?", are few obvious questions one will be
greeted with which would be immediately followed by "how's work?"
7. Salaries, work etc are always better or in good shape in other
companies than the one he/she is currently in...
8. They don't send or take things... they always forward them!
9. Drinking coffee is the most pleasurable thing they think they do in
the entire day...
10. They seek a search engine in just almost everything they do... When
I forget where I have kept my things at home the first thing that comes
to my mind is "I wish there was a Google search for my room".
11. Mondays are always blue...
12. All of them will have a dream to do something in life and that
something would never be what they are doing right now...
