Friday, May 23, 2008

Sardar Again

* Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade kar auraton ko kyon
ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: mahilaon ko dekhne ka samay 9am-
11am

* A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khediye.
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoe paa ke hune aaya.


* At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my
hand, oh!
Santa: Control urself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head.
Is he crying?

* In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

* Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got
irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!

* Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha

* Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha. Driver ne
sheesha set kiya. Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai,
piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!

Goood Morning


Always remember to forget
The things that made you sad
But never forget to remember
The things that made you glad.


Always remember to forget
The friends that proved untrue.
But don't forget to remember
Those that have stuck by you.


Always remember to forget
The troubles that have passed away.
But never forget to remember
The blessings that come each day.