Friday, September 5, 2008

Increase My Salary

Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..!

BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside thecompany..!

Only Boy

Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says
"To the only boy Iever loved.!"
Girl: Thats good, Give me 12 of them..!

Happy Ganesh Chaturti