Thursday, May 8, 2008

Joke - Mother knows!!! Gud one..


One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my brother who
is four years older than I am. I was maybe 3 and a half years old and had
just recovered from an accident in which my arm had been broken among other

Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one
of my favourite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening
news and my brother was playing nearby in the living room when I brought
Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of
tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made
her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it
was 'just the cutest thing!!'

My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea
for Daddy and she watches him drink it up, then she says to him, 'Did it
ever occur to you that the only place that baby can reach to get water is
the toilet??'

....Mother knows!!

WACKHY daffynitions!

* Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

* Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

* Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

* Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

* Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

* Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

* Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

* Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

* Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

* Father: A banker provided by nature.

* Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

* Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

* Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

* Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

* Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

* Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

* Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

* Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

* Experience: The name men give to their mistakes..

* Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

* Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death

Good one