Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Sardar Again

* Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy
ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

* Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

* Santa & Banta were going with their friend on one scooter & a
traffic cop tried to stop them.
Santa said: Sorry bhaji, already 3 baithe hain bilkul bhi jagah nahin
hai

* Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For u n ur parents

* Banta: Y do u take ur wife only to night clubs?
Santa: By the time she gets ready no other place is open

* Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.